What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 09:39
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?
{RING} {RING}
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
After a few moments he returns.
Why don’t the little sugar breeches gun owners understand that life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
What happened to The Simpsons deleted onscreen footage?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
HELLO
Sure no problem officer.
Yes sir it is.